hey instead of bullying straight/white/cis people because “they havent been oppressed” how about we dONT PICK ON ANYBODY AT ALL??????H OW ABOUT WE????FUCKING PRACTICE WHAT WE PREACH AND BE NICE TO INDIVIDUALS WHO HAVENT DONE ANYTHING TO HURT US BESIDES EXIST??????????
cunnilingus and fellatio just sound like harry potter spells
yo when i do it its magic
It feels good to know that after paying rent, car insurance, and student loan payments, you’ll still have almost enough money each month to pay for another month of rent.
It just goes to show you that you don’t need a college education to earn enough money to live. You just need to find a semi-affordable place to live, and a job that pays slightly above minimum wage.
Also it helps if you really apply yourself to your job so that your boss will give you a nice raise.
I may not seem like it but I’m extremely competitive & if you challenge me to something I will slaughter you & destroy any pride you have
Youtuber 1981TimeLord made an epic extended version of the War Doctor’s regeneration sequence.
what if every Tumblr user suddenly looses their mouse?
J = Next Post
K = Previous Post
L = Like
N = View Notes
Space = Show Photo
Shift + R = Reblog
Shift + E = Add to Queue
Z + Tab = Switch Blogs
THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING.
I just reblogged this with the command, shit
Hands down, my favorite reoccurring joke.
Calvin and Hobbes forever! :DYou forgot this one XD
BOOBS ARE LITERALLY LUMPS WITH SMALLER LUMPS ON TOP WHAT IS SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A LUMP!!!!
What is sexually attractive about any human body part really? Penises are just tubes with lumps connected to them. Asses are also just lumps. Your face is just a collection of different types of lumps and there’s a hole on it. Everything is just a lump. I can’t get off to this. Now, a rhombus, that’s something I could fuck the shit out of.