I am Michael. I'm a 20 year old man-child-thing. I have an affinity for sweaters and words. I attempted college and realized that school is not right for me. I live in Duluth, MN, with my girlfriend. I am happy where I am in my life.
*goes to england*
me: excuse me, what time is it?
brit: time wots that m8?
*big ben chimes*
everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*
brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG
every single scene from this show is on tumblr
Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain (TBA, Kojima Productions/Konami)
“some historians think that michelangelo was drawing god in a human brain. very few people knew what one looked like at the time; but michelangelo had dissected cadavers and would have known. it even has the hint of a brain stem. if true this would have been a great “fuck you” to the pope whom he was not friendly with but also would have meant god was in a human brain, or created by man.”
also michelangelo painted a baby angel flipping off the pope
the blond one, you see his right hand? that’s called the fig and it’s an old world european gesture for ‘fuck you” because apparently Pope Juluis II was a total raging asshole and everyone hated him
but nobody ever noticed this little fucker because the ceiling was so high
and then thirty years later they called michelangelo back to paint the wall behind the altar and he wasted no time in painting the gates of hell behind the pope’s chair
what a badass
It amuses me to this day how much Michelangelo hated his job
Why say “ding dong you are wrong” when you could say “eggs and bacon you’re mistaken”
Old Spice what the fuck